Top 10 Inferior Pick-Up Lines Let me ask the guys a question: how tough is it really to go up to a girl in a social location and talk to her? Well, if you're like me, it's very difficult. I must be the king of shydom, for it just sends my whole body aflutter! At least when such situations actually arise, I'm generally true to myself -- that is, I don't use cheesy pick-up lines. Oh, but if I did, mine would be great. However, here is a list of the top 10 pick-up lines that shouldn't work under any conditions. (And please, PLEASE get the musical reference in #8...) See the rejected pick-up lines here! 10. "Those hair tufts in your ears are very attractive." 9. "So tell me a little more about yourself, fatty." 8. "You must be an Aquarius, because your looks send me to the Fifth Dimension!" 7. "When I'm alone, I like to curl into the fetal position and sing Streisand tunes." 6. "Ever set fire to a squirrel?" 5. "I'd love to take you home and make a dandruff fortress with your scalp flakes." 4. "ur a hawt gurl lolz u wanna cyber wit me 2nite" 3. "Someone stole your car! Luckily, it was me. Need a ride home?" 2. "I like long walks on the beach, moonlit picnics under the stars, and lowering the self-esteem of strippers at gentleman clubs." 1. "Do you know why Angelina Jolie is REALLY smiling all the time?" *points to self*