I am a user of MSN Messenger. As a result, I am subject to hearing from many different voices. Some I am always willing to talk to and discuss the latest issues. Others I wish would die in a tire fire. And then there's a third category -- those that say stuff goofy enough that you want to stay and hear more. Today, I'd like to share with you a particularly amusing set of "blonde moments" if I may. Meet the girl semi-cleverly guised as "Bambi", or as I now think of her, the Wafer Girl. She's very nice; strong sense of...character, is it? Yeah, OK. And of course, she's hot. So she's got that goin' for her. Anyway, we had a nice long discussion (3 hours, was it? Boy, our lives are filled with action -- for our fingers.) about various topics... school, love, girls, loving girls, and other things that don't matter to anybody. However, parts of this conversation made me laugh really really hard (particularly the first excerpt). And I usually don't laugh out loud like this. (OMFG ROTFLMAO LOL STFU n00b this r0x0rz im so fukin 1337!!!1!1!!!111!) Enough kanter -- here are a few snip-its from this conversation of lore. As a sidenote, I play the role of "Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt". Why that name? Who knows? -- But remember: this isn't about me. Secondly, this was from back in 2004...so it's old, but still amusing. I. Bambi in "That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles": Bambi says:    So..........Whatcha doin? Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    heh..well... Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    I'm just chillin'...hoping to snag some wafers too Bambi says:    wafers? Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    yes Bambi says:    whats that? Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    something to eat? Bambi says:    Ah, Never heard of it Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    As in chocolate wafers? Bambi says:    I've had those Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    SEE?! Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    Wafers! Bambi says:    lol, It made me think of this british thing at the store Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    ??? Bambi says:    I can't remember what they were though, But the package said wafers Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    Maybe they were wafers Bambi says:    Could've been, i wasnt paying attention Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    If the package said wafers, IT'S WAFERS!!! Bambi says:    I'm eating cupcakes Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    You're going blonde on me Bambi says:    lol, No just lazy to cook anything good II. Bambi in "Girls Get Old At Different Rates": Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    most of the girls on the forum are like 16 Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    or lower Bambi says:    I saw that, Nothing wrong with it though. Just means that they'll be our nurses when were old Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    haha when we're 70 they'll be 66-year-old nurses Bambi says:    I guess so....No wait.....Ya maybe...... III. Bambi in "Preparation For Upper Learning 101": Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    What university you go to? Bambi says:    I don't yet, I'm starting soon though Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    cool Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    I'm goin' to [insert name of my university here] Bambi says:    I've visited there, But never attended Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    well if you don't go to university yet, I guess you didn't attend Bambi says:    exactly Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    That's logical. Bambi says:    lol, Now we're getting too technical Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    Huh? Bambi says:    big words......... Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    Like logical? Bambi says:    uh huh, I'm too tired for the big words Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    well the word technical is bigger than logical Bambi says:    Damn, Well you know what I mean IV. Bambi in "Pop Music Follies": Bambi says:    I knew that was where I saw her, I like jessica simpson better Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    no way Bambi says:    Ya way Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    Britney's hotter than jessica simpson Bambi says:    I dont like her, Some of her songs are ok Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    still, Michelle Branch *drool fountain* Bambi says:    better than me? Soy Mocha Latte On Your Shirt says:    Well you're... oh no backed into a corner! Special thanks to Bambi for being a good sport and letting me use this conversation!