// Part VII: The Wild Side \\ Soy: Is this the end of Blind Man Soy?!?! Jyord: Stop saying that. Now...you shall perish... These sawblades shall slice you. Soy: How do I get out of this situation? ...Ah!!! Jyord: Wh-why are you glowing like that? What's going on?!?! Soy: I, Blind Man Soy...transform...into... Jyord: No...not the legendary... Soy: Yes! I am....SOYDRITCH!!!!! Jyord: Noooooo!!! This cannot be!!! I am foil'd!!! *Soy bursts out of his chains* Soydritch: I SHALL CRUSH YOU WITH THE MIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!! Jyord: No, please spare my life! Soydritch: YOUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS!!! Jyord: ...I love you! Soydritch: NO DICE, YOU *****!!! *crushes Jyord with a giant meteor* *Soydritch reverts to his Blind Man Soy form* Soy: Alright. Now to be a bad dude and find the President. *cellphone vibrates* Officer Reggie: Mr. Soy! Come in, Mr. Soy! Soy: Yes, Reggie -- where's the President? Officer Reggie: Unfortunately, you have to go through a set of abandoned underground torture chambers, situated underneath the steakhouse... Soy: Damn! I need a break... [~to be continued~] « PREVIOUS || NEXT »