// Part V: XSTake \\ Soy: Unh...*drops to the ground* Jennifer Jules: Oh my! A blind man has fallen! I must aid him! Soy: Who...who are you? Jennifer Jules: I am Jennifer, the town nurse! How did you hurt yourself? Soy: I ate at too many steakhouses. Jennifer Jules: Whaaa? You're not injured! You just have excessive beef body content! Soy: I'm supposed to...rescue...the President...be a bad dude... Jennifer Jules: You mean THE President? Rumour has it that he's in the back of THAT steakhouse yonder cross the way... *points* Soy: Oh really! Well, I'd better just be pointed in that direction and go! Jennifer Jules: Wait...aren't you Blind Man Soy? Soy: Yeah. Want an autograph or something? Jennifer Jules: Not really. I just heard you were coming. Soy: You did? From who? Jennifer Jules: From Reggie -- I'm one of his six wives. Soy: Alright...I'd better go and...unh...give me a few minutes here to digest... Jennifer Jules: *sigh* Typical man... Lazy! And you're not very attractive. Soy: And you... well, I actually smell some beauty on you... Jennifer Jules: Why, aren't you just the sweetest thang, y'all! Soy: Y'all? Unh...*rolls over*...just leave me be. Jennifer Jules: Very well...but take this with you, just in case. Soy: What's this? Jennifer Jules: It's a pellet gun I was hiding in my frock! Soy: Smells nice. Jennifer Jules: You disgust me. Just get up off your sorry buttocks and be a bad dude! Soy: I shall prevail! Which way am I going? Jennifer Jules: It's across the street. I'll point you there. Soy: Off I go! Yah--**vomits on the dusty trail** Jennifer Jules: Men...can't just keep things inside them... [~to be continued~] « PREVIOUS || NEXT »