// Episode I: The Call \\ Officer Reggie: We got a call from the White House -- the President's been kidnapped! Soy: I may not be able to see, but I am a bad enough dude to rescue the President! Officer Reggie: What will you use as transportation? Soy: I'll go by foot, my good peon! Officer Reggie: But, Mr. Soy, sir...you can't see! Soy: Don't worry. I have a compass in my head. Now, where's the President? Officer Reggie: We think he's somewhere in Arizona. Soy: Arizona? But that's all the way in Arizona! Officer Reggie: I don't see how you got this job. Soy: Never mind that -- point me to Arizona and I'll go rescue the President! Officer Reggie: He's that-a-way, sir. Soy: Thanks, I'll see you later. Officer Reggie: Don't forget your utility belt, Mr. Soy. Soy: Ah, yes. I'll equip it now. Officer Reggie: I'll take care of your wife while you're out. Soy: Don't have one; I'm afraid women don't like to date the blind. Officer Reggie: Ha! My mistake, sir. You are correct. Soy: Of course I am. Blind people are smarter than others. Officer Reggie: Just go rescue the President. Soy: I'm on my way! [~to be continued~] || NEXT »