// Episode VIII: Atlantic Activity \\ Lima: How are you going to get us out of this situation? Soy: Let me think first. Lima: We don't have that kind of time! This shuttle is going to run out of fuel in a few days! Soy: Good ideas don't come quickly to me, nor does good loving. Lima: ...I've got it! We cover the entire United States with fuel and set it on fire! Then they'll be too busy dousing the flames to worry about silly ol' Utah! Soy: No! No! No! This is not how we solve problems! Look, why don't you just plead insanity? Then I can get back on the ground and walk away from this nasty business! Lima: Are you calling me a loon? Soy: Loon! Lima: I suppose you are. Soy: There's no other way you're going to get out of this situation. I, Blind Man Soy, hereby arrest you, Deaf Girl Lima, in the name of the Federal Bureau of Inference of Strange Expectations! Lima: Oh, Mr. Soy, however can I make you change your mind? Soy: There's no changing of my mind! My mind is like my underwear! Lima: What if I use my feminine wiles to please you? Then will you let me go? Soy: It's worth a shot... *two minutes later* Soy: Nah, I'm still going to arrest you. Lima: *rebuttons her blouse* That was pretty pathetic, but still amusing. Soy: I expected it to be. So you're still going to have to surrender yourself to the government. Lima: ...NOT IF I FLY OVER INTERNATIONAL WATERS!!! Mwa ha ha ha etc.! Soy: Crap, not international waters! If she does that, then something else will happen, and then something else! Lima: That's right; you can't arrest me there! *Lima pulls a lever on the saucer's console and the ship shifts into hyperdrive for six seconds* Lima: There, that was quick. Soy: Yeah, even I lasted longer than that. Anyway, where are we? I can't see anything. Remember, I'm blind. Lima: We are over the Atlantic Ocean, my ejaculatorily-hindered friend! Now there's nothing you can do! And as long as we're here in the air with all the time to ourselves, why don't you and I have a little fun, eh? *purrs* Soy: Miss Lima, listen, I like you and all, but there's this, uh, gal back in Oregon I thought I'd get together with upon my return... Lima: You're not going anywhere! It's just you and me! In fact... *giggles hysterically* ...it's soon time for our WEDDING! Soy: Wedding?!?! Are you nuts?!?! I'm not ready to become Blind Husband Soy just yet! [ ...to be continued... ] « PREVIOUS || NEXT »