About This Site...

This site is basically the fruits of my labour for just posting random stuff (which, in fact, is about as random as it seems; there's not really a To-Do list for the site). But basically, it's just a hobby site where I try to find the humour (or, in some cases, the annoying aspects) in life through the eyes of an unusual person. (This season, the role of that person will be played by me!) This site is the host of my many interests -- video games, music, and just the art of ranting about stuff that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. In essence, this is my forum for venting. I post reviews of various musical works or video games as I see fit. There's also the "Self" section, where I boast my feelings on a variety of topics, or even slide into my alter-ego state as the being known only as "Soy". Yes, I suppose one could declare me weird. Yet I hope you come to enjoy what I have to offer. Please bookmark us and check back often to see what new goodies I offer to you. The site is in a continual state of expansion, and I am planning on delivering an even wider variety of content in the near future, so stay tuned to random.access!

About The Handsome Webmaster...

NAME: Jeff AGE: 23 COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE: Canada STATUS: In a relationship EDUCATION: Currently attending university OCCUPATION: Is 'student' REALLY an occupation? FAVOURITE EDIBLES: Although it's a little rough on the stomach, I'm a big fan of Mexican foods. FAVOURITE TELEVISION SHOWS: Simpsons, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, 8 Simple Rules, and that "How It's Made" show on Discovery -- now I know how they make vinyl! And don't forget old sitcoms -- they're always entertaining. Bring back "Welcome Back, Kotter" into the new millennium! FAVOURITE MUSICAL ARTISTS/GROUPS: *ahem* 4 Strings, Above & Beyond, Armin Van Buuren, ATB, Benassi Bros., Daft Punk, Enigma, Ferry Corsten, Kai Tracid, Kyau & Albert, Mauro Picotto, Ron Van Den Beuken, Scooter, Tomcraft, Underworld, Yoji Biomehanika *wheeze* (Oh yeah, like you've heard of many -- if any -- of these!) FAVOURITE VIDEO GAMES OF ALL-TIME: Faxanadu (NES), Star Ocean: Second Story (PS1) CURRENTLY PLAYING (as of June 10, 2008): Radiata Stories (PS2)

Contacting The Handsome Webmaster...

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Complaints? Send the first three to me at soybomb@random.hostmatrix.org (replace 'at' with '@' -- I'm just saving my skin from unneeded junk mail here). I'll respond as soon as possible! Joy!